Lost your pen = no pen.
No pen = no notes.
No notes = no study.
No study = fail.
Fail = no diploma.
No diploma = no work.
No work = no money.
No money = no food.
No food = skinny.
Skinny = ugly.
Ugly = no love.
No love = no marriage.
No marriage = no children.
No children = alone.
Alone = depression.
Depression = sickness.
Sickness = death.

Lesson : Don't lose your pen, you will die..

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